Based on the preliminary election results:
Looks like George Bush won and Slade Gorton lost. |
So we elected a drunk and got rid of a skunk? |
I hear Bush is trying to steal the election. |
At least the white folks are robbing from each other this time, not from us. |
Dubya says he trusts the American people. |
Yeah, if they're Republicans, lawyers, or judges. |
The next prez may be a substance abuser, poorly educated, who gets by on handouts.... |
Hmph. And they say us skins are bad! |
And from before the election:
What was that whole Elian thing about? Give me the short version. |
White refugees good. Brown refugees bad. Brown Commie refugees good. |
Have you decided who you're voting for? Are you kidding? There's never been a more clearcut distinction between the candidates. |
Why bother? It won't make any difference. Oh. I thought Gore and Bush were running. |
Washington state's GOP wants to abolish Indian reservations. What do you think? Our nations are constitutionally protected. |
Can they do that? So I'd better start packing my bags, eh? |
Really, what's so scary about George "Dubya"? Would that be so bad? Oooh, I suddenly feel sick. |
Three words: Chief Justice Scalia. Imagine John Wayne... in a black dress. As well you should. |
End-note
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Words by Rob Schmidt
Art by Ron Fattoruso and Rob Schmidt—except cartoon with black background by JP Dupras and Mark Heike.
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