CALLER: I'm calling about the Hawaiian issue.

LIMBAUGH: Yeah.

CALLER: I'm thinking that we'd better chase the dollars and cents of this much like the American Indians had their reservation freedom, and the ability to have tax exempt status to run their own casinos. My guess is, I can see it now: the Tiki casino or Luau casino on Oahu. And therefore, established not necessarily a separate nation-state, but at least a separate taxing situation for the people of indigenous heritage.

LIMBAUGH: So, in your mind, they're simply trying to duplicate the actions taken by the American injuns, and get themselves set up so they have casinos over there?

LIMBAUGH: You wanna hear a funny story? The left just keeps stepping in it. You put a pile of excrement out there, and they're just gonna step in it. Here's a story from Oakland, California: "The sounds of birds may soon compete with the sounds of bets at a marsh in Oakland, Calif., where a landless tribe of Pomo Indians plans to move ahead with construction of a casino and spa next to a wetlands home to a dozen species of birds. 'This is really a wonderful jewel that provides a rare opportunity for people to connect with nature, and having a casino as a next-door neighbor would greatly degrade that,' said Elizabeth Murdock of the Golden Gate Audubon Society."

"Tribe members" — the injuns — "say they have great respect for nature — their tribal symbol features the red tail hawk. But, they argue, they need the casino to get some land of their own and finally become economically self-sufficient."

LIMBAUGH: When I went to school, when I was going to grade school and it was time to teach us about Thanksgiving, the basic synopsis of what I was told was the Pilgrims arrived at Plymouth Rock, a bunch of destitute white people. When they arrived, they had no clue what to do. They didn't know how to grow corn, didn't know how to hunt, didn't — basically had — didn't know how to do anything. And if it weren't for the injuns, who befriended them, and gave them coats and skins and taught them how to fish, and share their food and corn with them, the Pilgrims wouldn't have survived.

And the Pilgrims thanked them by killing them and taking over the country and bringing with them syphilis, environmental destruction, racism, sexism, bigotry, and homophobia. That's basically the Thanksgiving story we were all raised with, with the — the latter part of that has been recently added as part of the politically correct multicultural curriculum.

LIMBAUGH: California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said that California schools can continue — they're — calling their "the Redskins." Now, he vetoed a bill that would have banned the use of the term as racially derogatory. The debate over the bill had pitted Democrats, who control the state legislature, against Republicans and Democratic representatives from the rural districts, where at least five high screwl [sic] teams are called the Redskins.

Now, an earlier virgin [sic] of the bill, which ran into opposition in California's legislature, would have banned the use of other American injun nicknames as school team names, including the Chiefs, the Braves and the Papooses.

The Papooses? What kind of a team is named the Papooses? That's — that's losers — it's a bunch of babies. The Papooses is a bunch of babies. "Schwarzenegger said he vetoed the bill because it would have usurped the authority of the local screwl [sic] boards." Hubba, hubba, hubba.