A response to my PUNISHER #1 review:
A response to my PUNISHER #1 review:
Actually, I've combined two responses here and eliminated the overlap. The first message came from someone I'll call "Justin." The second message came from a different ID, someone I'll call "John." By an incredible coincidence, John managed to duplicate Justin's posting, though he added a few extra comments.
Is this proof that two monkeys on separate typewriters can each produce Shakespeare? I'll let you be the judge. Needless to say, I haven't corrected a thing. I'm running these exactly as I received them.
hey u piece of horse shit
the punisher is one of the best Marvel books ever published
i know all u like to read is books approved by the comic code (which is something just as worthy of a gang killing as u)
u motherfuckin hippy
i hope u die
and if u ever say shit bout Garth, i will seriously kick yo' fuckin ass all over this Goddamn place
fuck u and all your no violence bullshit, unless youre some fucked up, tree huggin hippy (which im sure u are) whos high on crack, everybody likes violence and that grossman guy, fuck him too, u actually bought that fuckin book?
u serioiusly suck cock for a living
why do u shame the comic book industry by buyin the books and writin shit about them
i wish your head was twisted 180 degrees because u surely deserved it from what i read
rubber bullets?
what the fuck u been smokin?
crack? yeah probably BUTT CRACK!
u piece of shit, callin one of the most entertaining books i bought the past month one of the "most worthless comic of the decade"
i hope u get hit by car or somethin
explicit?
hell u havent read any Vertigo books have u, u piece of cow shit
why dont u spend all yo' free time fuckin a goat instead of readin comics, cause clearly ure too good for comics u tub of goat shit
and what kind of fuckin comic do u write?
Peace party?
about fuckin indians?
thats gotta be the gayest shit i have ever heard
i hope your comic gets cancelled or somethin and u go out of business and then u end up on the street and u become a fuckin hobo and then some semi runs u over cause u deserve to die
and u telin me they suppose to fight prejudice and pollution
how old are u, and u actually expect to get sales?
how fucked up in the head are u?
was your mom a crack whore when u were born?
blue corn comics?
what kind of shit is that?
u seriously suck donkey ass u piece of shit
well i have to go now u cum-guzzling animal fucker
and i really hope u will die
u make me sick
I said this speaks for itself, and I think it does. But anyone who knows me knows I'll reply to anything. If you're curious how I answered this typical Punisher fan, read on.
Rob responds
"Whoa, nellie...I'm stunned. I've rarely received a message this eloquent."
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